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A Super Tuesday Reading List

The presidential primary season, when we pick the candidates who will compete for our nation’s highest office, is inevitably among the dumbest times in our history. And while we’re not historians, it’s a safe bet that 2016 is among the dumbest we have seen. Today is Super Tuesday, when multiple states cast their votes in this spectacle of our shame, so to smarten up the place a bit, we decided to recommend a few books to the supporters of the various candidates. We want everyone to have an opportunity to tune out the [unintelligible yelling] and enjoy some good reading.

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Baloney and FoxNews

Even those of us who roll our eyes at the mention of FoxNews have to admit that the right-wing news organization is especially good at using the nuances of language to convey a particular worldview—a fiction—subtly and effectively. Most news organizations have a style guide that dictates how to spell, punctuate, and format their articles. For example, at FoxNews the word “bologna” refers to a popular sandwich meat. It shows up in headlines such as “Man Attacked in Oklahoma City for Bologna Sandwich, Police Say” and “Mass. police arrested man after finding kilo of cocaine inside a chunk of bologna.” But there is a related word—a word that means roughly the same as hogwash, balderdash, and hooey. FoxNews spells that word “baloney,” as in the headlines “World Health Baloney” and “Antibiotic Link is Cancer Baloney.” So it appears the rule at FoxNews is to spell the meat “bologna” and the hogwash “baloney.”

And yet how do they spell it when they’re transcribing a public figure’s speech? If the public figure is one-time Republican presidential nominee John McCain, hogwash is spelled “baloney” in the usual way. If it’s Republican senator John Kyl, hogwash is also spelled “baloney.” But if the word appears in connection with liberal filmmaker Michael Moore, whose weight has been a subject of discussion at FoxNews—one article highlights the accusation that he’s a “fat pig,” just like the animal that gives us bologna—then FoxNews breaks its own rule and spells hogwash “bologna.”

Clever girl.

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Texas Governors and Linguistic Innovation

Rick Perry, the governor of Texas, shot and killed a coyote while he was out jogging.

Perry said the laser pointer on his gun helped make a quick, clean kill. “It was not in a lot of pain,” he said. “It pretty much went down at that particular juncture.”

At that particular juncture?

This is the kind of language you use when selling off part of your company, or speaking to the press about your recent divorce. Both parties are acting in their best interest at this particular juncture, etc. I never thought it would be used to describe the particular juncture at which a living creature goes to the afterlife against its will.

And if Governor Perry — a former Eagle Scout — wears a personal sidearm while jogging (in case of snakes, he says), can we assume he equips himself for more common emergencies, too? Does he go jogging with a snake bite kit, a first aid kit, an emergency heat blanket, a signal flare, 50 feet of rope, a compass, a day’s worth of water, and food rations, too? Or does the gun take care of everything?

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Name as Destiny

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Is it time for a close reading of a Fox News story?

Yep, it’s time for a close reading of a Fox News story!

Here’s a headline from earlier today.

Notice how the report skips over the word “arrogant” and goes straight for the hot-button word, “American.”

The ad is looking for “someone who is respectful and understands Chinese culture.” That’s not about national origin; it’s about disposition. In this context, it’s clear that the emphasis in the next sentence of the ad falls on “arrogant,” which describes the opposite disposition. To use the word “American” here is simply to invoke a stereotype. It’s not an accusation; it’s a rhetorical device, just like the stereotype of “ditzy blondes,” which the lawyer mentions later on. If anyone is demonstrating a “predisposition” to the belief that Americans truly are arrogant, it’s the writer of this story, who proceeds as though it’s a given.

In a broader sense this story contributes to the over-arching narrative that foreigners are stealing American jobs. The report doesn’t even need to say this, because it’s the obvious subtext of many stories at Fox News. The incident itself is barely newsworthy—it affects people in the Chicago area who have “nuclear experience” and are in the market for a new job, and the company has already taken down the ad. So for the vast majority of Americans, this is a non-issue. But it plays into the larger narrative that Fox News is creating, and that’s why it gets splashed across their front page. Put enough of these non-stories together, and you can convince Americans that someone is stealing their jobs.

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Random Awesomeness

Junot Diaz on Barack Obama and the importance of crafting a story. I tend to talk shit about Junot Diaz, partly because of his facile, crowd-pleasing pop-culture references, like the one he drops in the first paragraph here. But his overall point—that stories are more powerful than people, and President Obama needs to start telling better ones—is right in line with everything this blog is advocating.

— Another way that storytelling operates in our public lives: the dangerous metaphor of calling a corporation a human being.

Sweet tooth fairies. Remote control freaks. Poetic license plates.

— There’s no arguing with a good T.C. Boyle story. Somebody put this man to work in the White House.

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